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Sorry...for making fun of your clothes...though they were reaaalllyy silly...believe me...but it's not your fault, I know... ...that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 13, 2009 04:37 PM - Miscellaneous - by missworld

Sorry...I don't care that he's a Senator now, to me he'll always be the freaky guy that liked to poop on my boobs in highschool!...that's my apology

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Apr 3, 2011 10:21 PM - Sex - by Im not telling you

Sorry...Never ever ever tell another woman that every night you pleasure yourself to the thoughts of her. That is NOT ROMANTIC. That is NOT, "what romeo would have told juliet". That's just wrong. ...that's my apolo.gy

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Dec 7, 2009 09:02 PM - Love - by Cirque de Soul food

Sorry...For telling the cops at the bar you were high on PCP and drunk when you were leaving. The cops took you to jail and I took the chick you had in your car home because conveniently I was right behind you on the road when the cops pulled you over. I felt bad all night when I was banging your girl :(...that's my apolo.gy

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Feb 5, 5557 12:46 PM - Sex - by Redman

Sorry...David's mom kept beeting us at beer pong so of course we let her touch our cocks. What he will never know will not hurt him, trust me...that's my apology

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Apr 7, 2010 12:47 PM - Sex - by Singaping

Sorry...that we couldn't last "longer than forever". lately all you've been doing is nagging. i just wanna forget about whatever we fight about and look past it. but you bringing it up makes me even more pissed off. im always down to have sex though...that's my apolo.gy

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Dec 5, 2009 11:26 PM - Love - by markoliciousbaby

Sorry...I'm sorry that I never told you about how much i really did cut and smoke. I cheated on you too..and the truth is, yes, I do miss her so much more then you'll ever know but I'll keep lying to keep you happy. I'm sorry. So So sorry....that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 8, 2009 12:55 PM - Love - by HowDareI

Sorry...I told you no because you are a black man and I am an asian girl and I can't bring you home to mom and dad. I still love you just don't want my friends, family, or really anyone to know I'm into darkies...that's my apolo.gy

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Dec 8, 2009 08:08 PM - Love - by Asian pride

Sorry...I havnt received a blow job in 3 years and I might justify a divorce because of that...that's my apolo.gy

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Feb 7, 2010 06:10 AM - Sex - by Married loser

Sorry...i missed in your bathroom while i was drunk...that's my apolo.gy

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Feb 8, 2010 06:41 PM - Drunk/Drugs - by poop603

Sorry...I tell everyone you are really a hermmaphrodite because everyone knows black women have penis sized clitorisis...that's my apolo.gy

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Sep 4, 2009 01:45 AM - Health - by ShellyBelly

Sorry...for giving you the Flu right before your trip to Cancun. I was so bored locked up in the house and i needed a buddy to play Halo with. I hope I did not ruin your trip. ...that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 27, 2009 05:14 PM - Health - by Matt

Sorry...When I delivered your FedEx I didn't laugh at you because your shorts are too tight I laughed at you because you had an erection and your penis is tiny...that's my apolo.gy

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Aug 20, 2009 04:18 PM - Work - by FedEx Toronto

Sorry...I spilt that pitcher on your moms shirt 'on accident' because i wanted to see her tits. There I said it...that's my apology

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Mar 12, 2010 11:17 PM - Miscellaneous - by Joe Black

Sorry...I broke up with you. We weren't happy together, and someone had to be brave and end things. I wish you would tell me why you won't talk to me any longer, but I guess there always has to be a bad guy. ...that's my apology

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Oct 20, 2010 12:26 PM - The Ex - by Anonymous

Sorry...Ricky Martin is as straight as I am fat. Wait, I am fat. Bad analogy...That's my apology

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Mar 30, 2010 02:41 AM - Health - by SkinnyPig

Sorry...that I did nothing but give, care about and love you, and you just couldn't trust me because of your ex. I'm sorry that you don't realize you picked up his abusive habits. And I'm even more sorry that now that I've moved on, I couldn't care less about you anymore. I'll use you like you used me....that's my apolo.gy

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Nov 3, 2009 06:43 AM - Love - by Anonymous

Sorry...I gave blow jobs to four of your friends and made out with another well you made out with one of my friends lil bro...that's my apology

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May 20, 2010 03:58 PM - Sex - by STAR3

Sorry...I installed the hidden cameras in the tanning beds because I want to make sure you all are safe when your tanning. It just happens that I masterbate to the videos but at least you guys are safer!...that's my apolo.gy

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Feb 5, 9430 12:49 PM - Miscellaneous - by tluwyw

Sorry...For cheating the legal system. When I stood up in front of u Judge and reachd into my underwear and started licking all the shit off my hands you reduced my sentence 15 years because of legal insanity. I cheated you because it was peanut butter I put in my underwear not feces....that's my apolo.gy

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Jul 17, 2009 03:53 AM - Miscellaneous - by Prison Break

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